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The 2018 season was a battle but the outcome was just what Vegas had predicted before the season began: Jeff Luke Won. After 10 grueling weeks, Luke prevailed victorious winning the final week of the season and clinched the PIH League trophy. Defending champion Tom Barbops finished 2nd, 15.5 points behind Luke.

Luke has finished in the top-2 each of the 4 PIH seasons, taking home the championship trophy twice in his career. Barbops has finished in the top 2 the past 3 years, winning his only championship in 2017.

Luke was poised to take the championship trophy home again in 2019 but then the unthinkable occurred.

The League RINO's colluded with the Woke Democrats of the Town of Tonawanda to fabricate the need to tear "The Dome that Luke Built" down and remodel the original course designed by Robert Trent Jones. This forced the cancellation of the 2019 season. This was the only way they could stop Luke. So they thought.

But he was not deterred. This only fueled him more. He hit the practice green and stayed in PIH shape (which if you look at the other putters in the league, that shape is stout).

Realizing this was not enough to keep the champion off the course, the "Grand Island Six" turned to their allies across the border for help. No, not the Canadians. China. The "Grand Island Six" flew to China in the off-season to meet with the Communist Leader Xi Jinping. After several long hours, it is rumored that their fearless leader, Shawn Conschafter, volunteered his body and contracted a rare virus known as COVID-19.

This attempt to stop Luke from winning a green jacket resulted in a world-wide pandemic.

But it didn't stop Luke.

So now what?

A burgeoning group known as the "Getzville Seven" gathered in the basement of one of it's members, which they refer to as "The Cellar of Sweat”. It’s rumored that the name come from a North Korean in the neighborhood that has held many interrogations of Getzville Nationals in this basement. The Getzville Seven met with a local surgeon in an effort to stop Luke. During a routine exam, the "Getzville Seven" surgeon implanted a life-threatening disease in Luke's ass which soon took over his body and put him in the hospital for several weeks.

Luke did what his idol Hulk Hogan once told him: He trained, took his vitamins, and said his prayers.

Did this stop Luke? Nope.

So after attacks by League RINOs & Woke Democrats from the Town, the Communist Grand Island Six & China, Getzville Seven & Corrupt Surgeons, Jeff Luke turned to his friends in Saudi Arabia for protection and support in bringing back PIH Golf!

PIH and LIV Golf have joined teams to form the most powerful golf association in the world. No other golf organization can claim to have a successful professional golf tour AND putt-putt league. Not the PGA, LPGA, or the European tour. PIH Golf is the differentiator LIV Golf was looking for.

With that, PIH Golf would like to announce the return of their 10-week tour! On October 6, 2022, PIH Golf will return to "The Dome that Luke Rebuilt" to defend his title...the title that no one seems to be able to stop him from defending!

Previous PHI Golf Champions and Runner-ups:

2018: 1. Luke 2. Barbops

2017: 1. Barbops 2. Luke

2016: 1. Luke 2. Barbops

2015: 1. Jeff Kelly* 2. Jeff Luke